Unfortunately, Lip-Gloss has to play dad tonight and attend something at my kid’s school.  I’ve been married (again) for like 6 months and I’m not going to say my attendance at this school meeting this evening has been our biggest fight, but it’s up there as far as hard disagreements.  In this day in age, why can’t we do this meeting on a zoom call (which I could totally do from the course), or send us the materials beforehand and we will deem if both parents or only one need to show up.  And…WHY DO THEY HAVE THESE MEETINGS ON THURSDAY.  Every….F’ing….year!

Anyway, I was going to write a MOW and Kreyling Korner this week, but Big Donkey actually offered to write it.  We haven’t had a guest blogger on the Kreyling Korner in a while, so I thought this was a great idea this week while I’m out.  Gentlemen, I give you the Big Donkey MOW!

THE BIG DONKEY MATCH OF THE WEEK

I’m honored to be back writing for the GCCGL (even if it’s only temporary)… this time tagging in for Kurt “Lip-Gloss” Kreyling.

In looking at possibilities for the MOW… there’s a number of good match-ups this week – maybe the closest groupings in recent memory (sorry Toby).

Bloomhuff vs Parvesse – Straight Up

Nill vs Ethridge – Straight Up

Livermore vs Leininger – Straight Up

Wells vs Goldenberg (getting 1)

And damn what could have been if not for the “No Shows”

Rayburn and Cap – Straight Up

Kreyling and Nixon – Straight Up

Bedell and Roddy (getting 1)

8 of the 12 matches this week, on paper, are either EVEN, or only one stroke of separation.

… “But that’s only seven, Big Donkey, I counted twice”.

No sh*t, Sherlock, I’ve haven’t gotten to the 8^th match yet… because that match IS the focus of this week’s “MOW”.

That’s right… the 8^th match and your Match of the Week… No… Match of the Season… No… Match of the Year…

I’ll get back to that because this one is BIG… maybe too big.

ROLLER vs DUER

Dan “The Man” Roller getting 1 stroke from “Slick” Nick Duer

These 2 have matched up 12 times over the years.

Roller has won 5 times.

Duer has won 5 times

2 times they split

In those 12 matches Duer has secured 61.5 points while Danny has gotten 58.5

Duer leads the series 2-1 on the back of the Pioneer.

You know what… screw this.  This Match is TOO BIG.  It’s TOO IMPORTANT to do this on a blog.

Instead, we’re doing this match, Old School 90’s, Sunday Morning, too loud for your hangover, 800 Number Call-In Sports Betting style.

YOU WANT WINNERS. I GOT ‘EM.

BIG Donkey’s Pick ‘Em Service

859.640.6637

Who picked Last Week’s Stableford Winner? … the donkey did.

Who predicted the Crowe Dog Millionaires Bogey on 5? … The Donkey Did!

Who predicted Go Putt Yourself’s Eagle on 8? … that’s right – say it with me “ THE DONKEY DID”!!

In week 15 who predicted Hellman blasting Crowe back to the Stone Age 9-1?  You guessed it… THE DONKEY DID!!!

A $100 bettor made $10,000!

A $500 dollar bettor made $50,000!!!

Stats, Records, Rankings, Weather… if the flagstick is tilted just a little bit… then the Big Donkey knows.

My system of picking winners uses 41 proven indexes to eliminate the guess work… so you don’t have to.

CALL NOW for this week’s pick and Big Donkey’s Lock of Century!

859.640.6637

Just pick up the phone and dial.

You too could be one of thousands paying off your mortgage by Monday.

And for those of you brave enough to call, I’ll include my C/D pick of the week for FREE…. THEN as an added bonus… if you call before 5PM, I’ll give you my Player vs the Card pick of the week.

That’s right 3 picks… ALL THIS JUST FOR PICKING UP THE PHONE AND DIALING…

You can bet your children’s unborn children on this week’s picks… But you gotta make the call.

If that’s not enough… I’m throwing in my Big Donkey “Joke of the Week”. 

Guaranteed to make you laugh.  You’ll be the life of the party.

CALL NOW

BIG DONKEY’S PICK’EM SERVICE

859.640.6637

“I don’t want your money…. I want your Bookie’s money”.

Big Donkey