Fashion Tip #9 – August 1, 2013
THE LIPSMACKER MATCH OF THE WEEK:
This might be the best week of match-ups we have had all season. The South African Princess (aka Golf Angel, aka Golf Diabla, aka Golf Lucifer) is taking on Donnie “Golf Game” (aka Donnie “Golf Game”). They have faced off a total of 4 times and the series is tied at 2-2. Potter (Duer) and Goldie have also matched up a total of 4 times. Major difference in this one – Pete OWNs the wizard’s apprentice having a 3-0-1 record.
Match of the week goes to Big Donkey and Snoodles. These two have matched up 13 times! This is the most head-to-head matches we have seen all year. It gets better – Harris wipes the floor with Roller. His record is 9-3-1! These are two of the best golfers in the league so it will be a fun one to watch. My prediction – Roller should get a sub. Harris is playing much better golf (low net last week) and there is obviously something going on here that is mental. 9 losses! Wow – the Bengals weren’t even that bad in the 90s.
THE GLOSSY FASHION TIP OF THE WEEK:
Did you guys know I have been spelling “fashion” wrong in my fashion tip of the week all season? Eiser pointed it out to me 2 weeks ago and I still spelled it wrong last week.
Topic – cargo shorts. It’s time to retire them gentlemen. Look at the picture above of the leader of the free world. Do you really want to look like that? Notice he is also violating the cell phone on the belt rule. You would think he could put that phone in one of those cargo pockets. There are lots of violators of this tip in the GCCGL. Allen – take a good look at this picture. This is your wardrobe.
