Squints a.k.a. Radio is a good kid who loves listening to Slipknot heavy metal on his wireless headphones while golfing and occasionally suffers from a rare condition called Dopeinacapitis. This is a condition where one is so focused on his/her golf shot and immediately sprints to their own ball even though it is right down the middle of the fairway, in plain sight for everyone to see, and completely ignores everyone else who is hopelessly trying to help the other schmuck find his/her duck hook off the tee…….while wearing a backwards baseball cap.