Harris, Mike

Harris, Mike

Nick Name
Big Donkey
Status
Substitute
Member Since
2004
Flight
A - Player
Championships
8
HOF
Yes - 2017
EMail
michael.harris41@yahoo.com
Phone
28563

Big Donkey, as everyone knows, lives, eats and breathes the GCCGL. His life-long dream of becoming a GCCGL co-commissioner finally came to fruition one year for approximately two weeks until it collided with his second life-long aspiration of holding an esteemed position while putting in the least possible amount of work and responsibility. Maybe he should run for a political office. His hobbies and likes include, tossing other player’s golf balls into the woods for no good reason, using a new sleeve of balls at the beginning of each and every round, binge watching Hell’s Kitchen, and fluffing and rolling his ball in his undying pursuit of creating the perfect lie. He loves to practice chipping at the GCC grounds as his best friend Ollie shags them. He is known for complaining about his handicap and accusing the GCCGL commissioner’s office of fixing the draft against him. His biggest contribution is Battle Golf.

Golf League

SeasonTeamMatchesEventsMoneyPointsWinsLossesTiesLNCTPLD1st2nd3rdPCWPCTMCT3F
20232023 Substitutes132077.59400000000000
2022The 4 Donkeys of the Apocalypse8437.33423323100000000
2021Rollin’ 60’s14477.33697524001000011
2020Quid Pro Crowe1345766.56521100100001
20192019 Substitutes1228.2566.57411000000000
20182018 Substitutes9128.0549.56301100000000
2017Strait to Church14471.2573.57613000100001
2016Laying 813487.927812104010010101
2015The Offensive Line12595.566.58401201000001
2014Morning Wood14379.58849413100100001
2013#teamname12370.25525702001000001
2012Menace to Sobriety10325.2547.53523000000000
2011The Handi-Capped14310483.58243011101001
2010KBSOB14481.581.59503001001011
2009The Foolish Its14391.7572.56623101100012
2008Fight’n Fore Nicators11358.75615602100100001
2007Lucky Pierre’s1227261.57412001000001
2006Sand Baggers8296.5516203001001011
2005Seniors12370.25624533010100001
20042004 Substitutes810353500000000000
Total-237601212.461280.51308621458387131415

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