Goldie may have a simple nickname but is a complex man. He has anger issues and we’ll leave it at that. Since he can’t play hockey outside in the summer time , he compromises and plays golf but swings his golf club like a hockey stick. He’s deathly afraid of thunder and lightning and melts when it starts raining or at least he acts like he’s going to melt. It’s just water Goldie! He loves his hometown juiced up Redsox and cheating Patriots but roots for the Chicago Blackhawks. I told you he was complex.  Hobbies include writing hate mail to Cletus and figuring out ways to skip out on paying greens fees. His greatest contribution to the league includes the Goldenberg Rule – Section 5B-2