Kreyling Korner – Week #7 – 06/05/14
THE LIPSMACKER MATCH OF THE WEEK
The top two teams in the GCCGL square off tonight – Das Boots vs. Schumck Dynasty – and the match-ups are nothing short of exciting. I think the winner of these two teams will be decided by Joe “Boot Boy” Eiser and Zeke “Mario” Knechtges. Here are some stats…
So far in 2014 (excluding subs) – Joe is averaging 6.25 points a match with an average score of 49; Zeke is averaging 6 points a match with an average score of 48. The margin is razor thin in this match, and Joe will be getting one stroke from Zeke.
One thing to note – the 2014 average scores are calculated based on rounds played on the Willows. Does the Pioneer offer an advantage to either one of the competitors? Maybe… But I think it comes down to confidence. And in my experience, confidence is a direct reflection of how you dress. Zeke wears shorts with flags from around the world. Joe…well Joe dresses like Cletus (even though he is over 20 years younger) – minus the cell phone on the belt. I give this match to one of the flyest dressers in the league – Zeke wins 6.5 to 3.5.
THE KREYLING KORNER
Last week, Co-Commissioner Cupcake and I traveled to Columbus, Ohio and attended the Memorial tournament. While we were walking the confines of Murfield Village Golf Club, I couldn’t help but notice the countless number of sponsorships for the PGA tour. Nationwide Insurance, every credit card known to man, every major golf company you could think of. It made me think….LipGloss – if the GCCGL had a sponsor, who would it be?
I no particular order, here are my top 3 prospects if the GCCGL were to have a sponsor:
Wong, Doddy, Crandal, Wiener
If nothing else, the GCCGL needs to promote its brand to the masses. That being said I full support the use of the marketing and advertising agency of Wong, Doody, Crandal, Wiener. Although primarily on the West Coast, I think they could go a long way in building the GCCGL brand nationally. www.wdcw.com
WTF Group
Let’s face it – this full blown phrase is probably the most popular by GCCGL members after errant tee-shots. Why not embrace it and welcome the WTF Group to the league. A successful property management firm from Toronto, this sponsor takes us international. As Kanye says – Can’t you see the private jets flying over you…all the way to Canada. http://www.wtfgroup.com
Little Chocolate Donuts
Ok…it’s not a real company. But come on – we aren’t real golfers. In fact, most of our diets are probably more reflective of John Belushi than Tiger Woods. If you question me – think about what you are going to do after tonight’s round – a dozen wings at BWW? Don’t worry…you still look good in your bathing suit.
For some of you young punks that don’t know – the Little Chocolate Donuts skit was one of the original SNL commercials. If you have never seen it, do yourself a favor and catch it on YouTube.
