Kreyling Korner – Week #6 – 05/29/14

THE LIPSMACKER MATCH OF THE WEEK

This week is the Stableford Scramble so there will be no Lipsmacker Match of the Week.

Cheer-up young lad (or las)…the MOW will be back next week.

THE KREYLING KORNER

One of the greatest personalities of late night talk shows, Dave Letterman, recently announced he will be retiring some time in 2015. Dave has been the host of Late Night for 32 years. During that time he has interviewed countless political figures, movie stars, athletes, musicians, and any other type of celebrity one can think of. Anyone able to stay up past 11:30 was undoubtedly entertained.

To that end, this week’s Kreyling Korner salutes David Letterman, and as the saying goes,“imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” Without further ado – a GCCGL ten list:

The Top 10 things heard on any given night in the GCCGL:

10 – “Really? I don’t have the highest handicap this week?” – Melissa Cember accompanied with a fist pump

9 – “No Ollie, you had a 7.” – The entire golf league

8 – “I’m the worst golfer on the planet.” – Mike Harris on his way to a 38

7 – “That putt’s good…but if you hit it you own it.” – Pete Goldenberg…smirking

6 – “Where’s the cart girl? I’m out of beer.” – Jason Nill

5 – “That drive went 350 yards…easily.” – George Remmington

4 – “I played really well…except for holes 2, 3, 6, and 8.” – Joe Eiser

3 – “Insert complaint here.” – Danny Roller

2 – Snif Snif…. “EWWWWWW….Cletus what did you eat for lunch?” – The entire golf league

1 – Two Words: “Handicap System” – The entire golf league