Kreyling Korner – Week #6 – 05/26/16
THE LIPSMACKER MATCH OF THE WEEK
The Stableford Scramble is this week, which means NO MOW FOR YOU! I went 1-1 in week 5 bringing my overall 2016 record to 3-4-1. Let’s see if I can get to a winning record by the next team event.
THE KREYLING KORNER
Let’s all pause a moment and give Captain Cupcake a round of applause. He has been on fire with survey’s this year, and again, week 6 did not disappoint. It’s really making my job of writing Kreyling Korner much easier. Let’s analyze some of the voting, shall we?
First, your dream foursome. Mine? Hugh Hefner, Michael Jordan and Kate Upton. What’s that? I got the question wrong? If you had to pick the three people from the GCCGL to play with each week, what three members would you pick…that’s not nearly as cool, but whatever. The league has spoken and you picked the Glossy One! I don’t get this league…so far I’ve been voted the least trust-worthy co-commissioner, the biggest A-hole co-commissioner, and one of the angriest golfers in the league – why in the hell would you guys vote me as one of the people you would regularly want in your foursome? Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself! Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in! I’m in a glass case of emotion!
Anyway, Syndrome and Cupcake were numbers two and three, respectively. It’s hard to say what the conversation would be like (actually, it’s easy to say just not appropriate for this blog), but I do know there would be a healthy amount of adult beverages consumed in this group. The only other thing I believe worth noting is that poor old man Cletus only received two votes! Do you think the old man will take a hint and stop trying to pull all his hijinks? Doubtful…
Apparently May 25th is National Brown-Bag-It day….so Cupcake asked the league to guess each member’s favorite food. As always, the members of the GCCGL did not disappoint. Below are the best answers…
George Almeida – Cocktail franks, cause you know, he’s short
Troy Bachmann – Dinty Moore beef stew
Allen Bloomhuff – Geritol, Metamucil and compression socks
Seth Brooks – PB&J with the crusts cut off
Joe Carrier – Cuban tobacco
Joe Cook – String cheese, trail mix and Capri Sun
Nick Duer – Cereal without millk and a special tray to separate all of the other dishes as long as it’s not fish
Joe Eiser – GCC Cafe “Special of the Day”
Pete Goldenberg – Matzo ball soup
Mike Harris – Holsters full of French fries
Kurt Kreyling – Chicken lettuce wrap and 2 packs of nicotine gum
Oliver Livermore – Cheerios and Hummus
Mike Morell – Who is this guy?
Jason Nill – He doesn’t eat lunch
Ed Petryk – Big Red Smokeys
John Rayburn – Lipitor and Labatt Blue
Brian Roddy – Saltines, Olives and Vodka Gimlets
Danny Roller – Anything from a high school cafeteria
John Schemmel –Whatever hipster food was leftover from the OTR pub crawl the night before
Adam Schott – Pine needles
Justin Seiter – Mike’s hard lemonade and a “fun size” Milky Way
Mitch Smith – Tums…it’s tough to bare another loss
Mike Tucker – Xanax
Brian Turnwald – Raspberry chocolate chip ice cream from Graeters
Until next week – fairways and greens my friends.
