Kreyling Korner – Week #12 – July 30, 2020
THE LIPSMACKER MATCH OF THE WEEK
Pink Ball Scramble in week 12 means no MOW for you! The last MOW I picked was way back in week 10, Eiser over Goldie. A W for Eiser was a W for Lipgloss which takes my overall MOW back to .500 (4-4).
THE KREYLING KORNER
I think it’s time for much overdo golf jokes. However, since it’s Pink Ball Scramble week, and I’m feeling a little feisty, this weeks golf jokes are going to be DAD golf jokes. Enjoy.
Q: Why do golfers carry two golf gloves?
A: In case they get a hole in one.
Q: How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: FORE!
Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his playing partners?
A: May the course be with you.
Q: What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
A: The Bogeyman
Q: Where can you find a golfer on Saturday nights?
A: Clubbing
Q: Why isn’t golf played in the jungle?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs.
Until next week – fairways and greens my friends.
