Kreyling Korner – Week #10 – 06-26-14
Why Hello there fellow GCCGL member. What’s that? You missed me while I was on vacation…well that is nice of you to say.
It was very nice, thanks for asking.
I’m sorry – did I hear you correctly? Do is it look like you’ve put on weight? No…I wouldn’t say that at all. I’m sure those shorts just shrank in the wash.
Now that the niceties are out of the way – it’s POT LUCK WEEK!!!!!!
THE LIPSMACKER MATCH OF THE WEEK
I have to admit, when I woke up this morning – I thought two things: 1.) I want some pancakes. 2.) It’s POT LUCK WEEK!!!!
This week’s MOW should come as zero surprise to anyone. The Big Donkey takes on Ollie in what may be the most entertaining match this year. Forget the USA taking on Germany; forget Tiger coming back from surgery at Congressional…the most exciting event in sports on June 26, 2014 – Mike Harris vs. Oliver Livermore.
The emails started flying on Wednesday. There have been insults….threats of violence…pictures of eggs…more pictures of eggs, this time being cracked (to be honest I didn’t get the egg pictures but whatever – it seemed intense). I don’t know what’s going to happen tonight but as Clubber Lang (played by Mr. T) said in Rocky 3…
Interviewer: What’s your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: Pain
THE KREYLING KORNER
We’re going old school this week…it’s time for a fashion tip.
The picture above was submitted to the commissioner’s office by Joe “Boot Boy” Eiser. The identity of the individual will remain anonymous (actually we have no idea who it is since Joe snapped it of some random guy in Kenton County’s parking lot).
Now you might be asking yourself – Lipgloss…how can a motorcycle print Tommy Bahama shirt, plaid cargo shorts, and a Greg Norman fisherman hat teach me anything about fashion?
Your question is fair – but the point is to own your style.
Rock that cell phone on your belt Cletus….
Pull those calf high socks up and strut the course with pride Almeida…
Flaunt the Jorts like no other Ollie…
Wear whatever you want – just do it with confidence.
