2020 – Pre-Season

We are one week away from the official start of the 25^th Anniversary season of the GCCGL! I wish I could be more excited, but I can’t. Based on the latest Cupcake Survey results, the commissioner’s office has made the very hard decision of delaying the season for three weeks. The new start date is May 14^th. This is when we play for pay. Please don’t be too disappointed, I promise you, as sure as Syndrome’s porn laptop can use a handy wipe, we will begin the season on May 14^th no matter what! As stated earlier, the reason for this decision was based on the 62% of members stating they would be willing to play next week. The goal was 90%. However, look at the bright side, this means three more weeks of pre-season. I encourage our super-subs on the Waiting List, to get out there and start establishing your handicap if you are comfortable with stepping outside of your house, that is. Our only recommendation is to double, no triple the recommended social distancing between you and Syndrome. God knows what he’s been up to this past month. Speaking of Syndrome, check out his latest Guest Blog from this week.

I want to go on record as stating that I do not share Syndrome’s hatred for subs. I love subs. As a matter of fact, my entire team, Quid Pro Crowe, LOVES and welcomes all subs to sub for our team during the shortened 2020 GCCGL campaign.

This Coronavirus has really taken its toll on the world. People have stopped going to work, yards all over America are in disarray, folks have forgotten the necessity of basic hygiene. Men and women have stopped shaving and showering regularly. For Pete’s sake, I’ve been wearing the same socks for two weeks. Listen up, people aren’t wearing that N95 mask at the Kroger because of the virus. Nope. It’s because WE STINK! As bad as all that is, I heard it has gotten out of control in the Swiper household. Word on the street has it that Swiper has resorted to growing a mustache during these troubled times. Syndrome mentions this in his guest blog. This made me very upset. How in the world can this stache of all mustaches go on existing without someone taking a damn picture! Do I have to think of everything?!

Attention ALL full-time members, please pay co-commissioner Cupcake your GCCGL dues immediately. He is getting very angry and you won’t like CC when he’s angry. So please, I’m begging you, give him his money before he starts seeing blood in his stool. You can make electronic payments to:

PayPal – jnill@generalcable.com
Venmo – @nilljd96

The GCCGL commissioner’s office is working on a revised schedule. We’ll probably lose at least one special event and at least one match play. I am planning on being at the golf course next week. I hope to see many of you there but only if you feel safe and are up for it. We welcome subs to join us as well over the next 3 weeks. Please email me if you plan to play next Thursday, April 23^rd so that I can notify the clubhouse in the unlikely case we get more than 5 foursomes. I hope to see you on the course and as always, hit ’em straight!

PW – GCCGL co–commissioner