2018 HOF Voting

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Welcome fellow hackers! You know what time it is? It’s time to vote for the 2018 Hall of Fame inductee! I know what some of you are thinking, “George, why are you wasting my time with this nonsense?”  We’ll, I can assure you my friends, I’m not wasting your time. Everyone in the greater Cincinnati area knows how prestigious this achievement is.  Doors of opportunity will open wider than ever before, people will look at you differently from now on and you’ll receive the red carpet treatment for the rest of your GCCGL golfing career. Read the testimonials below if you don’t believe me.

Before being inducted to the GCCGL Hall of Fame, my life was crap. My kids ignored me, my wife had chronic migraine headaches and my dog  left me a poop biscuit inside my favorite slippers every morning. But after becoming a GCCGL HOF member, my kids won’t leave me alone, the wife looks at me differently and  Snickers poops on my neighbor’s lawn instead of my slippers. Thank you GCCGL! – Cupcake

 

The GCCGL HOF saved my life! I was stuck in a rut with no end in sight. Restaurants would always lose my reservations, I’d  inevitably step in a pot hole filled with  dirty water at least once a week and  I could never find an available bathroom stall when I needed it most. But it all changed the day after becoming a HOF!  I have walk-in reservations at 69% of the fast-food places in the region,  I found my old pair of rubber golashes and although I still can’t seem to secure a toilet when I need it, my irritable bowel syndrome has miraculously gotten under control. I owe it all to the GCCGL! – Cletus

 

Thank God for the GCCGL HOF! Before becoming a HOF member, my hair was disappearing quicker than a cold can of Labatt’s in Syndromes’ hand. My muscle mass was shrinking like George Costanza’s manhood after a dip in the pool and no one, and I mean, NO ONE, would take me seriously. But after being awarded the prestigious honor, I’m still bald but beautiful. My workout routine has been invigorated and  I now command the GCC hallways and I’m the author of  one of the most  esteemed and respected  blogs on the planet. I couldn’t have done it without the GCCGL. – PW

If these testimonials didn’t bring a tear to your eye, then you might be dead inside. Please VOTE. Take a look at some additional HOF details in order to make an informed decision. If you are new to the Hall of Fame process, check out the HOF Overview and then fill out the HOF Ballet before March 5th. 

George Almeida – GCCGL Co-Commissioner

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