Crowe’s original nickname, Cleveland, took over one year to materialize as he struggled through a winless first season which continued into his second season (0-15-1) until he won his first match and his nickname changed to Hans Solo. Don’t ask me why.  Hans Solo loves writing poetry and shops at the kid’s section at Old Navy…..you know…..because he’s a little person. He doubles as a beer vendor in the Spring and Summer for the Reds to make some extra money. He beat out other candidates for the job during the vigorous selection process by coming up with the following catch phrase: 

BOTTLES of Water! 
CANS of Beer! 
BOTTLES and CANS….Just clap ya hands….Just clap ya hands! 

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! How can you NOT buy a beer from this kid?