Fashion Tip #5 – June 6, 2013

Week #8 – 06/06/13

As mentioned above – Moonboy is making his subbing debut tonight.  Nate might (and I stress the word might) be a  better dresser than myself.  As such, I’ve asked him to provide a “guest” fashion tip.  Ladies and Gentlemen of the GCCGL, welcome Nate Berkley:

From the Bunker…a different spin on life from Special Correspondent Moon Boy

Hello all, coming to you from the white luscious sand of KCGC.  Here today reporting on a very important topic, one in which a part of has been touched upon in prior “Glossy” articles.  We all know the power of the white belt and the wielding qualities it possesses.  I want to dive a little further and speak on the topic of the belt/shoe combination.

First things first, your belt and shoe color should ALWAYS MATCH!  Let me say that again, your belt and shoe color  could ALWAYS MATCH!  Not matching these key wardrobe elements will shatter your appearance from the start.  Not matching the color of your belt and shoes is like having lamb without tuna fish, or spaghetti without meatballs (if you
don’t like spaghetti and meatballs why don’t you just get the hell out……..of the golf league).

Studies have shown that matching these key items of apparel will improve your golf game by as much as 7 strokes per 72 holes. Further, and much more importantly, it has been suggested that it will attract the beer cart lady on average an additional 4 times per round of golf.

There you have it folks, concrete evidence that you should NEVER be caught without matching your belt and shoe color.

Until next time, keep your drives and manhood straight, and your rough fluffy!