Prince Albert Chronicles – Bloodbath
Well, the battle between Prince Albert and Cletus has officially begun with the latest installment which was leaked to the GCCGL prior to the opening tee.
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But this new section of the GCCGL blog is not just about the inner thoughts of a scorned twenty-something weekend golfer called Prince Albert. No, it’s much more than that. For example, have you wondered how the Prince maintains his health and keeps his aura glowing? He goes to bed between 8:30 – 9:00 pm on evenings when nothing is going on. It’s a whole routine which I’m not going to get into here but suffice to say, these are the kinds of things you learn when you join the post-round get-together. Apparently, I was the last to know about this nighttime ritual and wondered how was it that others knew of this personal bedtime process of his. Apparently, Prince was just trying to offer Big Donkey some advice on the importance of getting more beauty sleep one day after witnessing several huge walrus-like yawns coming from BD himself. For what it’s worth, it didn’t help the Prince Albert Syndrome this week as they finished behind Cletus and Three Men and a Sub in the Florida scramble. Until next week.
