2019 – Week 8

By Guest Blogger Andy “Russell” Crowe

Welcome back golf fans for another weekly recap of the greatest golf league in the western hemisphere. Mother Nature was on our side for week 8 and no water repellant material was required. Unfortunately sunny skies resulted in the most boring week of all time and some awful scores for the Pioneer back. Low net in the C/D group was 33 (congrats Serkan). Usually 20 something net wins it on Pioneer. Rough night for all.

I rarely tee off with the first group but when I do…. we play slow.

Crowe beats Syndrome 8-2.

Nixon takes Snoodles.

Second group seemed to be doing what was intended and golfed well.

Goldie won 6-4 over Lip Gloss

Cupcake and Boot Boy split.

Captain Obvious’ group now has more information than they ever wanted about the LPGA tour. If you are interested in gambling in an untapped market, I strongly believe Captain Obvious’ insider knowledge with the LPGA could make you some decent money. In return, this would cost you a painful amount of time by listening to Captain Obvious repeatedly. Not sure the juice is worth the squeeze on that one. Not sure why the LPGA lets him caddie in the first place. His golf etiquette is off the charts terrible. 2 weeks in a row he has launched a club. I guess that type of behavior is accepted in the LPGA, but it is frowned upon in the GCCGL. Luckily, we have some highly skilled athletes that can escape clubs in this league. Fusting was able to pull a matrix and remove himself out of the direction of the club. Girls like guys with skills Fusting. If you can dodge a club, you can dodge a ball.

Captain Obvious squeaked one out against Kenny G. 5 ½ – 4 ½ .

Captain Harry conquered the Lip Gloss match up prediction and beat Gobstopper 7-3.

The last group had the most entertainment value. The Politician had the flu and tried to pull an Air Jordan game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals. Jordan scored 38 points and won that game. The Politician shot a 52 and lost. Hard to separate the athletic differences between the two. Serkan on the other hand was on fire. The Wonky Donkey had 9 pars. To have 9 pars and lose is brutal, but s*** happens. Serkan drilling par putts off the green helped him pull off the victory. Making par putts from the fringe is easy, right Pete? In closing, apparently Ethridge has not attended enough One Direction concerts. Hopefully there will be time to attend those concerts once married. For those who do not know, Ethridge is getting married this weekend. Congratulations Ethridge true love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom like a magic show ready to massage your girlfriend. Raise our glasses!

Ethridge directed a won over The Politician 5 ½ – 4 1/2

Serkan sinks in a win against Donkey 5 ½ – 4 ½