Cupcake got his nickname from the desperate housewives in his neighborhood by mowing the lawn without a shirt. We’re not making that up. He his also known as Mr. Integrity and was voted most trustworthy GCCGL commissioner. His hobbies and likes include jogging, embezzling money from the GCCGL and passing wind during fellow GCCGL members’ backswings. His greatest accomplishment was eight-putting the green on Willows #13. He’s extremely proud of his Alpha Tau Omega fraternity brotherhood with fellow GCCGL member, Squirts. His greatest contribution to the GCCGL is the Results spreadsheet and endless compilation of statistical data.
