Big Donkey, as everyone knows, lives, eats and breathes the GCCGL. His life-long dream of becoming a GCCGL co-commissioner finally came to fruition one year for approximately two weeks until it collided with his second life-long aspiration of holding an esteemed position while putting in the least possible amount of work and responsibility. Maybe he should run for a political office. His hobbies and likes include, tossing other player’s golf balls into the woods for no good reason, using a new sleeve of balls at the beginning of each and every round, binge watching Hell’s Kitchen, and fluffing and rolling his ball in his undying pursuit of creating the perfect lie. He loves to practice chipping at the GCC grounds as his best friend Ollie shags them. He is known for complaining about his handicap and accusing the GCCGL commissioner’s office of fixing the draft against him. His biggest contribution is Battle Golf.