Harris, Mike

Nick Name
Big Donkey
Status
Member
Member Since
2004
Flight
A Player
Championships
7
HOF Member
No
EMail
mharris@generalcable.com
Phone
28563
Current Team
STC
Past Teams
#teamname, 2004 Substitutes, Fight’n Fore Nicators, KBSOB, L8, Lucky Pierre’s, M2S, Morning Wood, Sand Baggers, Seniors, The Foolish Its, The Handi-Capped, The Offensive Line
Seasons
2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017

Big Donkey, as everyone knows, lives, eats and breathes the GCCGL. His life-long dream of becoming a GCCGL co-commissioner finally came to fruition one year for approximately two weeks until it collided with his second life-long aspiration of holding an esteemed position while putting in the least possible amount of work and responsibility. Maybe he should run for a political office. His hobbies and likes include, tossing other player’s golf balls into the woods for no good reason, using a new sleeve of balls at the beginning of each and every round, binge watching Hell’s Kitchen, and fluffing and rolling his ball in his undying pursuit of creating the perfect lie. He loves to practice chipping at the GCC grounds as his best friend Ollie shags them. He is known for complaining about his handicap and accusing the GCCGL commissioner’s office of fixing the draft against him. His biggest contribution is Battle Golf.

Golf League

SeasonTeamMatchesEventsMoneyPointsNoShow PointsSub PointsWinsLossesTiesLNCTPLD1st2nd3rdPCWPCTMCT3F
20042004 Substitutes81035003500000000000
2005Seniors12370.2562004533010100001
2006Sand Baggers8296.551006203001001011
2007Lucky Pierre’s1227261.5007412001000001
2008Fight’n Fore Nicators11358.7561005602100100001
2009The Foolish Its14391.7572.5006623101100012
2010KBSOB14481.581.5009503001001011
2011The Handi-Capped14310483.5008243011101001
2012M2S10325.2547.5003523000000000
2013#teamname12370.2552005702001000001
2014Morning Wood14379.5884009413100100001
2015The Offensive Line12595.566.5008401201000001
2016L813487.92789012104010010101
2017STC14471.2573.5357613000100001
Total-168431004.5909.5125926214355376131313